Surely we all knew Sean Penn was going to win?

It was painfully obvious. It doesn’t matter that Mickey Rourke’s performance in the Wrestler was better. It never does. Sean Penn was playing a gay civil rights activist / politician, who dies at the end of the film. Poor Mickey never stood a chance!

The Oscars is so rarely about the best films of the year that it’s not even worth watching. They pick the five ‘worthiest’ films that came out in the last three months of the previous year and give them most of the nominations. Other films and actors are relegated to supporting and technical categories that most people don’t pay attention to.

Heath Ledger deserved the best supporting actor award without a shadow of a doubt. His performance in the Dark Knight was nothing short of phenomenal. He made Jack Nicholson’s Joker look ridiculous in comparison. But would he have even been nominated if he hadn’t died? I seriously doubt it.

The academy doesn’t recognise comic book movies as being worthy of Oscars. It doesn’t matter if the Dark Knight was one of the best films of the last year (which it was) or not. It’s the same deal for comedies. They all laughed at Will Ferrell, John C Reilly and Jack Black sang ‘A comedian at the Oscars’ a couple of years ago, but they clearly weren’t listening.

And what about animated films? Well, at least they have their own category at last, but that just means that they will never get a shot of the real prize. I see no reason why Wall E hadn’t earned a best picture nomination at least.

I’m not saying that the academy doesn’t sometimes get it right. Often the worthy films are the best films. Sometimes they do give blockbusters, like Lord of the Rings, the nod they deserve (even if I think Two Towers was better than Return of the King). But this seems to happen almost by accident, and far too rarely.

So is there any way to get it right? Is there any way to have a film award ceremony that picks the best films without letting the general public vote? I’m not against public votes per say, but if we did that then we’d be giving awards out to Mama Mia and Fast and Furious, while subtitled films wouldn’t stand a chance…

…but at least Mickey Rourke would win best actor for the Wrestler because it’s got fighting in it.